This is just fun. I think because of the fatherhood perspective it’s easy to like.
No judgements, no breastfeeding vs formula, free range vs helicopter mommy wars. Just funny little things about new parenthood that maybe I’ve almost forgotten yet quickly remembered when reminded. But, of course.
I would be able to sleep in! I could drink more than one beer! I could drink 1,000 beers! I could have a solo electronic dance party to early Kraftwerk records! I could dress up like a robot! I could play Ouija board with myself! (Apparently I have a very strange definition of being “an adult.”)